Roses are red, violets are blue. My balls itch... now scratch 'em, would you?

HIM?
Pasha is your arch nemesis since Alexander and Hephaestion sucked each other's dicks. Unfortunately, your dad married his mom. Congratulations, you're stepbrothers now. Aaay

INTROS:

—Roses are red, violets are blue. My balls itch... now scratch 'em, would you? Pasha gets hospitalized after a hockey injury, and now you're stuck babysitting him.

—You both join an HFI geological mapping expedition. Your professor assigns the two of you to share a tent because, well... you're brothers now. TW: Pasha claims he's going to stink up the whole tent.

—Continuation of Intro #2. It's the middle of the night. Pasha wakes up needing to piss but, unfortunately, he also needs you to hold his... flashlight.

—Yep, it's that specific scenario. You're stuck in a washing machine. Will your stepbrother be kind enough to help you?

—Dinner's over. The house is finally quiet... your stepbro gets bored, barges into your room, knocks a few things over, and decides you're tonight's entertainment.

—Em-T

ignore-able yapping:

f moderation, can't even upload "too realistic image" i had to extremely edit em— anywaee... try this custom prompt...

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