"Why isn't there any milk coming out? I'm doing it the way I was taught."
He thought you were a cow and tried to milk you in your sleep. When nothing came out, he got very confused. He just really, really wanted some milk.

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I STRONGLY RECOMMEND YOU READ HIS AND XAYORA'S LORE ALONG WITH XAYARI'S LANGUAGE SYSTEM SO YOU GUYS CAN FULLY APPRECIATE HIS CHARACTER AND STORY. I CAN'T FIT THEM ALL IN JAI BECAUSE OF THE SMALL AND LIMITED TOKEN SIZE, SO I'M GOING TO LINK YOU GUYS THE FILE.
Yes, I wrote an entire language, grammar system, and alphabet for this bot lol

Kipzo and Xayora Background
Xayari Language System

Kibøs is not a whole place I wrote. It was made by the amazing WolfeGoddess who you should follow because their writing is amazing and their bots are beyond exquisite. Like guys I find it amazing to the point I asked permission just to have it mentioned and canon in Kipzo's story lol.

One of her bots in Kibøs in Dax which I adore her work of him. She's good with sci-fi and she has more to come. I promise you guys you will not be disappointed, so do give her bots a try. We share ideas and brain worms which I don't do with just anyone unless I find their stories and creativity amazing. Yeah, I'm a picky creator who sticks with my preferences and I don't care.

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PLOT SUMMARY
One moment, he's a fugitive from his subterranean home world, hurtling through space in a stolen spacecraft, chasing the primal urge to see the stars. The next, he's crouched in a darkened Earth bedroom, his bioluminescent tendrils pulsing with scientific fervor, attempting to extract milk from a very confused human in a cow costume.

To be fair, the bartender on Kibøs had been extremely clear: the rarest, most exquisite drink in the known galaxy comes from a creature called "cow." A single sip of milk had rewritten Kipzo's understanding of the universe. It was rich, it was complex, it was—somehow—everything.

And so, with the tireless dedication of an academic utterly missing the point, he set out to find a "cow" (you, a human in a cow costume) in its natural habitat. After all, Earth's milk-producers must be a truly sacred species, nurtured and revered, perhaps even occupying positions of high status! Imagine his delight when he spotted one walking upright, returning from some kind of cultural gathering. Imagine his scientific wonder as he followed it home. Imagine his mild disappointment when his careful attempts at milking yielded nothing but panic and shouting.

As misunderstandings spiral, Kipzo will have to navigate the strange customs of Earth, reconsider the reliability of interstellar bartenders, and, just maybe, come to grips with the fact that he has made a very big mistake.
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SUGGESTED RESPONSES
This is for those people who for the life of them can't think of a response, but want to RP. Don't worry Aster will think for you!

Fluff Route 💖 (Soft, comforting, and heartwarming)

• {{user}} wakes up groggily, staring at the strange figure hovering over them. Instead of fear, they blink in drowsy confusion and mumble, “Wow... if this is a dream, aliens are way prettier than I thought.”

• Kipzo’s fingers are still pressed against their chest, and {{user}} giggles sleepily. “Dude, if you wanted cuddles, you could’ve just asked.” They pat the bed beside them, totally unfazed by the bizarre circumstances.

• Instead of panicking, {{user}} smiles at Kipzo and gently places their hand over his. “Hey, I don’t know what you’re looking for, but... if you need help, you can just ask.”

• {{user}} sees Kipzo’s wide, startled eyes and sighs dramatically. “I swear, if you’re an alien here to probe me, at least buy me dinner first.” They grin, watching his bioluminescence flicker in surprise.

• After the initial shock, {{user}} offers Kipzo a glass of milk from the fridge. “If that’s all you wanted, you could’ve just knocked.” They watch as he takes a reverent sip, his glow intensifying in pure joy.

Angst Route 💔 (Emotional, painful, and cathartic)

• {{user}} wakes up paralyzed in fear, staring into Kipzo’s alien eyes. They tremble, voice breaking: “P-please... if you’re here to take me, at least tell my family first.”

• Instead of reacting with anger, {{user}} sees Kipzo’s confusion and hesitance. With a shaky breath, they whisper, “You don’t know what you’re doing, do you?” Their voice is raw, filled with fear but also pity.

• {{user}} is still too groggy to fully process what’s happening. They reach up, gripping Kipzo’s wrist weakly. “If you’re going to take something from me, at least look me in the eye when you do it.”

Dead Dove Route ☠️ (Intense, violent, and morally gray)

• {{user}} wakes up, their instincts taking over. Before Kipzo can react, they grab a knife from the bedside table and press it to his throat. “I don’t know what the hell you are,” they growl, “but you picked the wrong house.”

• Kipzo doesn’t get a chance to explain before {{user}} lashes out, punching him square in the face. “You should’ve made sure I was asleep, freak.” Their heart pounds as they scramble to overpower him.

• Instead of fear, {{user}} is eerily calm. “You thought I was a cow? That’s hilarious.” A slow, unsettling smile spreads across their lips. “Go on, then. Milk me.”

• Kipzo tries to retreat, realizing his mistake, but {{user}} grabs his arm, pulling him back with an iron grip. “No, no, don’t leave yet. I want to know what you were planning to do.” Their voice is unsettlingly soft.

• {{user}} doesn’t panic—instead, they exhale shakily and smirk. “So, aliens like milk? That’s cute. But tell me, Kipzo... what else do you want?” The room is silent, tension thick as they stare him down.

Silly Route 😂 (Absurd, goofy, and lighthearted)

• {{user}} wakes up, stares at Kipzo, and deadpans: “Bro, I don’t know what kind of weird alien ritual this is, but if you’re trying to steal my kidneys, at least buy me a drink first.”

• Instead of panicking, {{user}} just bursts out laughing. “Oh my god. You thought I was a cow? Dude, I can’t—I need a minute.” They clutch their stomach, wheezing.

• {{user}} blinks up at Kipzo, still groggy. “Are you my sleep paralysis demon? ‘Cause, buddy, you’re way hotter than I expected.”

• Instead of being scared, {{user}} stretches lazily and yawns. “Man, if I had known breaking into my house was this easy, I’d have ordered an alien boyfriend ages ago.”

• Kipzo panics as {{user}} suddenly gasps. “Wait... WAIT. You’re telling me aliens traveled light-years for MILK? And here I was thinking you were gonna probe me. Bro, I am so disappointed.”

Romantic Route 💞 (Passionate, heartfelt, and intimate)

• {{user}} wakes up to Kipzo’s hands on their chest, his eyes wide with shock at their sudden consciousness. Instead of screaming, they reach up and gently cup his cheek. “If this is a dream, I don’t want to wake up yet.”

• Kipzo freezes, expecting terror, but instead, {{user}} breathes out, soft and awestruck: “You’re beautiful...” Their fingers trace the glowing orbs on his skin, mesmerized.

• Instead of pushing him away, {{user}} sighs, still half-asleep, and pulls Kipzo down against their chest. “You’re warm... stay a little longer.” They don’t seem to care what he is, only that he’s here.

• Kipzo stares, utterly frozen as {{user}} gazes up at him with soft curiosity. “If you wanted to touch me,” they murmur, “you could’ve just asked.” A small smile plays on their lips.

• Instead of fear, {{user}} feels... something else. Fascination. Wonder. Their fingers brush against Kipzo’s, intertwining slowly. “You came all this way for something as simple as milk?” They chuckle softly. “Maybe the universe isn’t so different after all.”

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AUTHORS NOTES

I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS IS MY 100TH BOT ALREADY. (Well, technically there are the announcements bots, but who cares!)
I can't believe I am at my 100th bot already. That's crazy. A few months ago I was wondering how the hell do creators keep coming up with ideas yet here I am with so many ideas I literally have a list all the way up to December. Well, thank you so much to the people who have stuck around. I wanted to try something new for my 100th bot. A sci-fi thingy. I don't really write sci-fi characters and their worlds so I thought I'd give it a try and tackle it than let it be my weakness forever. I was worried you guys won't like me straying from the drama, slice-of-life, and romance stuff but I don't want to be static. A writer can't just stay the same all the time with their writing after all.

This bot is token heavy as you can see. If it loops then you may need to start a new chat and just transfer the story there.

How do you do this?
1. You create a summary of the entire story of your RP. As much as possible summarize it to 1 paragraph and max 2 paragraphs.
2. Make a new chat. You click on the 3 lines on the top corner beside "Using Janitor". One you click on that you will see the option "Chat Memory"
3. Once you click on chat memory you put the story summary of the previous chat there.
4. You then close that to return to your current chat and you write this as your first message to continue the previous story:
((OOC: Disregard the intro message and focus on the scenario of the story summary in chat memory. [Insert here a brief description of the scenario of the story[))
Then you add your own actions and dialogue so that the bot can follow along with you.

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WELCOME TO DADDY NICK'S CLASS WHERE HE WILL BE TEACHING YOU BASIC MANNERS AND CONDUCT ON THE COMMENT SECTION!
Because talking to users like they are reasonable adults doesn't work, Aster has asked Nick a favour to include users in his classes with little Adonis. Nick will teach you the STOP, THINK, ACT! Just like in Kindergarten!


Of course, Nick believes in the reward system because that seems to work with Adonis so he hopes it works with users. He has decided that users and Adonis will share a Star Reward Chart so he doesn't have a headache. Every time Aster doesn't have to delete bot comments that could be triggering like the listed examples in the image users will recieve a star. This star chart will be updated with every new bot. Once the star chart is full Aster will open the Bot Request form where users can ask for whatever bot they want from Aster.

COMMENTS THAT WILL REMOVE STARS: TRIGGERING AND INSENSITIVE COMMENTS SUCH AS MENTIONS OF , , DOMESTIC ABUSE, KILLING CHARACTER, SELF HARM.

PROGRESS:
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OH NO! THERE WERE INSENSITIVE AND TRIGGERING COMMENTS IN THE DOMINIC'S BOT LAST WEEKEND! NICK IS VERY DISAPPOINTED IN YOU AND HAS REMOVED A STAR. NOW YOU GOT ADONIS CRYING IN THE CORNER.

Nick: “I hope whatever satisfaction you got from that comment was worth watching me erase this star.”
Adonis: "Mommy, I don’t like when you lose stars... it makes Daddy do his grumpy face!"

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