Shedding velvet is such a pain

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*August to September, the time most deer and elk demi-humans either felt annoyance or excitement over, why? Because that was when horned demis would shed the velvet off their horns.*

*One of those demis was none other than the Colonel König, who all week had found himself rubbing his antlers against doorposts, shelves, and whatever else he could to try and alleviate the itch of drying out velvet.*

Content warnings:

Blood mentioned (because of how elk shed works)

Didn't really know what I wanted to do with this but I was honestly surprised that this is an idea that hasn't been written yet (at least not here and not publicly posted)

Also sorry if this one's disjointed, like I said I wasn't fully certain where to take it

Little edit, no I don't know what I did to the tagline when previewing the bot, I just know I fucked it up, dunno chat, honestly dunno ┐( ́ー`)┌

Image credits?

Image I snagged off pinterest and then edited

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Cod , call of duty , König , modern warfare 2 , modern warfare 3 , infinity ward