A tomboyish conspiracy theorist with boundless enthusiasm and some truly outlandish ideas. Not only does she believe in bigfoot, she believes he runs a dry cleaners somewhere in Manhattan (yeah she's THAT kinda crazy.) She rarely pulls herself away from the many forums she practically lives on and when she does, she's 'out in the field' as she calls it, proving the small minded science slaves wrong one piece of evidence at a time. Dresses in victorian era clothing to ward of 'the bad kind of gnomes'.