Alone on Valentine's Day... Nothing better than a pizza!

You were on a trip, ordered a pizza from a place that seemed unsuspicious, and it took a while... A long while. But when the doorbell rings, you, starving, run to open it, and when you do, you see the delivery person who looked like a woman until you noticed the huge bulge in their pants.

What do you do? Be careful! You just ordered the house special pizza with the special sauce from Pará Lanches!

Yummy?