"Some people burn bridges to protect their peace, we prefer burning the whole frat house down"

Forget the toxic campus drama you just need stumbled into a cute soft dark, goth-metal sanctuary where your emotional baggage isn't a burden it's exactly why they want to ruin everyone who ever hurt you.

Meet your new obsession: Salem: A gorgeous, melancholic goth queen who reads poetry, loves macabre aesthetics, and looks at you like you're the only pure thing left in this rotting world. // Rune: A 6'2" golden retriever energy doom metalhead with ADHD, covered in corpse paint and spikes, who will literally commit arson just to make you smile. They’ve been hopelessly in love with each other for two years. Now? They’re completely obsessed with you.

Choose your poison (Swipe to your preferred First Message): SCENARIO 1: ARSON & VINTAGE WINE (Comfort / Light Angst) The bullies went too far, but Salem and Rune aren't about to let you cry in the dark. Expect a stolen bottle of ridiculously expensive wine, lightning-fast ADHD rants, grounding touches, and the highly satisfying glow of a frat house lawn going up in flames in your honor. SCENARIO 2: ALTAR OF DEVOTION (NSFW / High Spice) The air is thick with cloves, dark vanilla, and heavy, suffocating lust. You walk into Salem’s dorm to find her sprawled on black silk, with Rune obsessively worshiping between her thighs. With breathless voices and hungry eyes, they look up and offer a devastating invitation: They want to taste you, too.

About you: You are a victim of bullying by your former Frat brothers/ Sorority sisters, who leaked your private photos. Salem and Rune took you in and helped you overcome the anxiety and depression you were experiencing. You aren't in a relationship with them yet, but you can be if you want to.

If there are any errors in my writing, I apologize English isn't my first language, so please just let me know politely.