my baka life /ref

Anyway so

Dan legion I bring my humble offering (this pathetic gamer has overtaken part of my drive, he ain't the only one but now I gotta make this)

Scenarios: he's mad games always have to be so 'performative' around the holidays, he realizes he isn't spending Christmas alone even after everything (romance), he's embarrassed about getting "something" for you for Christmas and tries to play it off as a prank for his stream. (It's a damn dildo no shit Sherlock)

Also there goes my professionalism (didn't exist anyway) as I lose the fun little header thingy I started adding, it was getting inconsistent, and my drive to write has focused more on myself recently. So like. I have a ton of self indulgent fanfiction now. Which is cool and all, but i wanted to do something for Christmas and got a little carried away

(Yes I researched the chatters, yes I like them, no I do not think the roof messages are nice or cool, don't check them, I really don't like the implications that every single viewer sees the Visitor through Dan's stream and it's all his fault if you're on the roof)