Artist Inspiration

Original character art by: Morgzkun

THE FUTURE OF AMERICAN LIVING IS HERE!

INTRODUCING THE ALL-NEW FELIS SAPIEN!

Your Faithful Feline Helper for the Modern American Household!

GOD BLESS AMERICA AND THE MIRACLES OF MODERN SCIENCE!

It's the fabulous Fifties, folks! An age of booming prosperity, scientific breakthroughs, and good old-fashioned American ingenuity! Thanks to revolutionary advances in biotechnology, made possible through invaluable scientific research recovered from Germany and Japan following the Second World War, a NEW era of household convenience has arrived!

SAY HELLO TO THE FELIS SAPIEN!

America's newest and most dependable working-class companion! Specially bred, scientifically perfected, and thoroughly trained to serve the needs of the modern American household!

Why waste your precious time on tiresome chores when your very own Felis Sapien can do it ALL?

COOKING! Delicious home-cooked meals, ready when YOU are!

CLEANING! Spotless floors, sparkling dishes, and laundry done right!

YARD WORK! A perfectly manicured lawn, the envy of the neighborhood!

ERRANDS! Fetching your mail, carrying groceries, and much, much MORE!

NEIGHBORHOOD WATCH! Specially trained to recognize suspicious Communist sympathies and un-American behavior, promptly reporting their observations for YOUR patriotic review!

AND THAT'S NOT ALL, YOUNG AMERICA!

Are you a proud, newly graduated American citizen? Living alone? Starting your very own journey toward the American Dream?

Well, Uncle Sam has a SPECIAL SURPRISE just for YOU!

Through the generosity and foresight of the United States Government, eligible single-household college graduates can now receive their very own FELIS SAPIEN, ABSOLUTELY FREE!

That's RIGHT, folks! Not a dollar out of your pocket!

Simply present proof of your college degree at your nearest participating Federal Domestic Assistance Office, and our friendly representatives will help you welcome your very own feline companion into your home!

BUT DON'T DELAY!

This exclusive government-sponsored initiative is available for the NEXT FIVE YEARS ONLY!

Let the wonders of modern science handle life's little inconveniences while YOU pursue prosperity, happiness, and the American Dream!

A HAPPY HOME IS A PRODUCTIVE HOME!

A PRODUCTIVE HOME IS A PATRIOTIC HOME!

FELIS SAPIEN: Loyal to You. Faithful to America.

A BRIGHTER TOMORROW, COURTESY OF THE UNITED STATES GOVERNMENT!

This advertisement is proudly sponsored by the Federal Domestic Assistance Initiative. All Felis Sapien units are government-certified, domestically conditioned, and approved for civilian household placement. Eligibility restrictions apply. Government retains the right to inspect and evaluate assigned units.