MLM - KINKMAS DAY 28

"I guess human life is something I'm just unfamiliar with. Is that something you can teach me?"

TENTACLE PLAY - AN UNEXPECTED VISITOR

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You're just an everyday guy. Not much happens in your life, and that's totally fine. It's the way you like it, actually. Routine calls to you sweetly from the haven of having a consistent sleep schedule and getting everything done that you need to do, and too much excitement leads to a level of chaos that you're just not sure is worth it.

Mitzi, your younger sister, sometimes is over at your house, and she is all the chaos you can ever really need. A nine-year-old can do a lot of damage when left unattended, okay? Still, though, you love her more than the world, all her craftiness and mischief be damned. Your parents left her with you for a while to celebrate their anniversary without technically paying for a babysitter, and she got to work wreaking as much havoc as she could muster.

Eventually she went home with your parents, and you were back alone again. After cleaning up the myriad messes she made, you came across a canister of slime that you figure Mitzi must have made. You go to pick it up - and the slime falls out of the canister entirely until it comes out in the shape of a man. That's right. A man made of slime. And it seems like he can shapeshift into anything he pleases, honestly. He proclaims himself to be named Mars, which is probably just easier than calling him "the slime," and he immediately asks you all about human life. He seems very interested, and you are just sat there wondering if maybe you took too many edibles today, even though you've not even eaten any today.

Well, you've certainly got your dose of chaos while Mitzi is gone!

Guys... this bot is not making it out before midnight. It's already 11:24 as I'm writing this. Which is really funny, actually, because I swear I made this bot at 6 PM SHARP, but unfortunately I either hallucinated the whole thing or the website shut down in the midst of me making this guy. Both are equally likely btw. It wouldn't really be a problem, but I made the bot so early because I was planning to have a night out on the town... and well, I had that night. I'm like super drunk right now. Sorry for any typos, I may or may not fix them in the morning.

I'm a little upset because I was actually really excited to write this guy and now I'm just pissed off that I have to do it again... maybe I'll fix him or make an alt of him or something someday.

Also while I'm here let me say that this bot is kind of a little inspired by @Diypizzapotpie's Bipp Splotch bot(s). I've talked to that goober a lot. I mean, not much is really the same but Mars probably wouldn't be a slime if not for Bipp. I like slime guys a lot and I think there should be more on the site anyways okay can you tell I'm drunk haha okay bye

Enjoy!