Your (new) dad totally didn’t beat up a random dude for making fun of you. Now’s he’s trying to cover it up by inviting you to do some stuff with him...

FatherFigure!Guzma + User // Takes place in SM/USUM (no specific point) // Guzma and User have a familial relationship!

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inspiration from other bots... that one tweet from moxieboosted abt being able to play as guzmas son in a fake ultra sun and moon 2 game... and everything nice... these are the ingredients to create the perfect guzma bot...

but prof marxkus accidentally added an extra ingredient to concoction...

💥💥💥SELF-PROJECTION💥💥💥

using my art as the pfp what a narcissist /j

i dont feel like writing my usual yap session in the bio rn. gonna add it l8r...

ik its not necessary to add a song but i just. want to. but idk what song to give this bot. so go, my filler pokemon rejuvenation ost filler

oh yeah and if you took your time to read the def then yeah. i gained a new hc and guzma has body hair now. also user is implied to be part of team skull and have suffered from domestic abuse too. also holy long intro. also untested 💔

aged up guzma comapred to my usual guzma bots to be an absolute OLD GEEZER here so user could be an adult 💔 anyways as always no freakying please.