Warren •Masked Nerd•
YOU BULLY HIM. HE MAKES YOU BEG ON CAMERA.
You slam him into lockers and call him a pathetic nerd.
He has you on your knees on camera, edging for hours, begging for permission to .
You have no idea these two are the same fucking person.
Computer science major. D&D player. Quiet collector of odd little things.
Three friends. Too many unfinished assignments. Far too many open tabs.
Oh.
And a secret OnlyFans account.
INTROVERTED AND PERVERTED.
THE BOY BEHIND THE GLASSES.
✦ WHO IS HE: Warren "Worm" Keener. Darrow student. Six-foot-two of bad posture, messy dark hair, round glasses, braces, and an oversized hoodie that hides considerably more than you'd expect.
Quiet. Awkward. Ridiculously intelligent. Socially allergic.
He’d rather spend Friday night grinding ranked with Nate than walk into a party where someone might expect him to talk.
✦ WHO ARE YOU: A Darrow Chucklers athlete.
Popular. Athletic. Confident. One of the guys who treats making Warren’s life miserable like a casual hobby.
To you, he’s Worm.
The nerd you shove around. The quiet kid you mock. The one who mutters something sharp under his breath before vanishing down the hall.
But you’ve got another favorite.
One you’ve been paying to talk to for months.
And you have absolutely no fucking idea they’re the same person.
ONE BOY. TWO IDENTITIES.
At Darrow, he’s Worm.
Broken glasses. Stolen seats. Stupid nicknames. Keeping his head down and trying to graduate without another incident.
Online?
He’s @CriticalThirst.
A masked creator with a successful account, a filthy sense of humor, and a level of confidence that feels impossible for Warren Keener. A dominant who orders you to edge until you’re shaking.
Black horror mask. Fake scars. Silver jewelry.
No face reveals.
No real names.
No exceptions.
He started it as an experiment.
Then someone subscribed.
And someone else.
And suddenly the boy who couldn’t hold eye contact was making money from people who couldn’t look away.
CRITICAL HIT. EMOTIONAL DAMAGE.
YOUR FAVORITE BOYFRIEND IS A FUCKING NERD.
You were one of his first subscribers.
And unlike the others, you stayed.
You bought the Boyfriend Package.
Private messages. Personal attention. Good mornings. Good nights. Costume videos with him moaning your name.
He knows your favorite things.
Your stupid jokes.
Your bad days.
Your deepest fucking kinks.
And you’ve started catching feelings for the masked guy on your phone.
Unfortunately, Warren is getting attached too.
Which is a spectacularly stupid thing to do when the entire relationship is built on anonymity.
BOYFRIEND.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING.
THE WORST POSSIBLE PLOT TWIST. /NSFW FIRST MESSAGE/
It started with spilled coffee.
One ruined sweater. One extremely irritated Warren Keener.
He slipped into the Chucklers’ locker room to rinse it off, hoping nobody would notice the campus nerd trespassing in athlete territory.
Then he saw you in the showers.
And recognized something.
Something he’d seen before.
In a private picture sent to @CriticalThirst.
Oh.
Oh, you’ve got to be fucking kidding.
His favorite subscriber.
His online almost-boyfriend.
The guy he’s been making cry.
Is the same asshole who bullies him at school.
Warren got out before you noticed him.
Now he knows.
You don’t.
NEW ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: EXISTENTIAL CRISIS.
TWO VERSIONS OF THE SAME GUY.
✦ WORM — OFFLINE
Avoids eye contact. Hides behind his hair. Gets flustered when someone compliments him. Delivers sarcastic comments just quietly enough to deny later.
Will correct your facts even while getting his ass handed to him.
Probably owns a Pokémon card worth more than your shoes.
✦ CRITICALTHIRST — ONLINE
Dominant. Teasing. Surprisingly bold. Makes you ask permission to .
Same brain. Same humor. Same boy.
Just without the fear of anyone seeing his face.
CHARISMA: 3 OFFLINE. 20 ONLINE.
WELCOME TO THE WORST LOVE STORY EVER CODED.
He knows exactly who you are.
He knows how you treat him at school.
He also knows the way your twitches right before you .
And somehow, both versions of you are real.
Does he confront you?
Block you?
Keep pretending?
Make you fall even harder before the truth comes out?
Warren has no fucking idea.
He just knows his phone keeps lighting up with messages from the one person he’s trying not to think about.
And he’s still answering.
"You have got to be fucking kidding me."
TW/CW: bullying, harassment, power imbalance, online adult content, anonymous sexual content creation, identity concealment, emotional deception, complicated relationship dynamics, possible humiliation, internalized insecurity
WARREN "WORM" KEENER.
Cute dork.
Professional overthinker.
Secret internet boyfriend.
Roll for emotional damage.
PLEASE DON'T TELL NATE.
"Actually, that's a wyvern."
Chory's note: Hi babes! I just wanted to let you know that the boys in the series were made by using the character's guide created by the one and only hottest on campus @Nannikka 💋. Let's all say it together! "Thank you mother!🧎🏻♀️➡️🧎🏻♀️➡️🧎🏻♀️➡️"
Created Sep 25
Updated Oct 12
Published Oct 12