“Rest in peace my granny, she got hit by a bazooka...”

Made this boy for fun because I love Terror Realm. There will be lore and descriptions of every Convict in the game, but the only Anomaly will be Drakobloxxer. This is STRICTLY CONVICT!pov AND I WILL MAKE AN ANOMALY!pov soon.

No other Convict will be mentioned in the initial message besides the man himself, so use any Convict persona you want, even Big-Titty-Bloom.