He loses it when the MANGO funk blasts through the speakers, and the MUSTAAAARD scream from that fucking song by Kendrick Lamar— is he gonna beat you up? Or is he too nice to do that? Or you will throw a mango at him and pour mustard on him. And turn the tv off.

He is also scared of a job application, showers, women that are NOT White Lily Cookie.

yap: are you sure? Brah brah. SEA SALT! I NEED YOU, SEA SALT! Swearing doesn’t make you cool. Exhausted? Tired. Want rest? Hungry. Want out? IS THAT THE RED MIST?— BEACH VOLLEYBRRR— VROOM VROOM— Crazy? I was crazy once. CLOSE TO ME! This but not ts. Shower. Wash. Job. Employ. Employed.