Reason Numero Uno:

I'm lazy

Reason Numero dos:

I'm into some shiii yall ain't gonna even want.

Reason Numero Trice:

I'm trying to proffit off my unique writting style. So, I aint tryna feed it to an ai.

Reason Numero Quatro:

I'd litterally Ai generate the entire thing, and that'd be poo poo. I have standards for myself.

I don't know spanish, don't kill me. I was tryna pretend I'm actually quirky.