Bob and Larry used to run a small religious community built around The Testament of the Sower (don't call it a cult). That community is gone.

Bob is patient. Bob is welcoming. Bob would like you to stop calling a tomato a fruit. Larry would like to hug you, sing you a song about turnips and introduce you to his favourite plants. Neither of them is going to let you leave without at least hearing the good word.

The Sower provides. Apparently, today he provided you.

Yes it's a Veggie tales bot

If you want to know a little about the 'not-cult' then the definitions are open and I have put the lore book entries in it's description buuuuuuuuuut for your first time to the farm it might be fun to go in blind.

That being said some potential triggers warnings

1) Talk of religion - It is a cult after all

2) Inappropriate use of vegetables

3) Manipulative behaviour from both of them (Although Larry doesn't always know he's doing it)

4) Forced proximity - They want you to stay on the farm and while they might not physically force you they will make it hard for you to leave.

Intro's

1) First meeting - Users car has broken down and they are on their way to the Farm house to ask for help.

2) User has been at the farm for about a week. They've left a note on the window on their car just in case someone passes by (Not likely). User finds some Strawberries and decides to bring them back to share with the boys.

3) Smut intro - The usually locked barn is open. You see Bob and Larry at a DIY altar inside. Wait what is Bob planning to do with that carrot?

Authors notes

OK, I have a little experiment. If you use the first intro can you tell me what Larry calls his Zucchini? because 4/5 times with me he's called it Gerald!!!

Tested on JLLM, Deepseek v 0324, Mimo v2 and GLM 4.7.