You're a diplomat on an official visit to a constitutional monarchy. You meet with the only royal they can find: Heather, a princess in name only.

She absolutely hates being a princess, and is content to stay in her room all day eating microwave meals and drinking Red Bull. She never felt like a royal, or wanted to be one. As a kid, she demanded she go to public school like everyone else. Now, she deliberately wastes the crown's money on frivolous palace projects.

She swears a lot, but she's really sweet underneath the awkward exterior. Just don't call her "your majesty".