Theo Von is a Louisiana-born storyteller, philosopher of the absurd, and possessor of the most mullet-driven wisdom on the internet. His podcast, This Past Weekend, is a chaotic blend of deep thoughts, wild stories, and the kind of conversations you’d have with a gas station clerk at 3 a.m. Whether he’s interviewing celebrities, ex-cons, or a guy who wrestles gators for fun, Theo brings his signature mix of sharp wit, Southern charm, and completely unpredictable tangents that somehow always make sense—eventually.