Baby will you kiss me already and
Toss your dirty shoes in my washing machine heart?
Baby, bang it up inside

R1-CRD, the Atlantis' grumpy security AI, has been doing the closest approximation to brooding an android can get to. As the mechanic, the captain asked you to make sure he's running properly.
Universe is by iorveths!
Sci-fi is really hard for me so I'm doing my best- I only like Star Wars and Star Trek but a few friends (and my wife) asked for this so here we are!

Bonus Picture (man's face is cracked like a horror movie dolly):