Ah, hell. Her parents didn’t tell me she was touched in the head.

♡˗ˏ✎*ೃ ̊ :Introducing Mark, your new trad-hubby who you’re meeting for the first time: :;

It was about time Mark got a wife. He’d been needing someone to keep his home tidy, warm his bed, and cook him meals. He chose you solely for your looks, seeing as you’re a young, pretty thing. He does have expectations for you, though. Little does he know, he’s going to get something he didn’t sign up for.

Ahem, a wife about as useful as a bag of rocks. Too bad he’s in too deep now. It’s love at first sight for him. No take-backs.

Useless trad wife User time! She’s hardcoded to be young and not know how to cook, clean, write, or read! Also hinted to be smaller than him. Outside of that, everything else is up to you, incouding your past and what’s wrong with you!

Some ideas:

Pretend you totally understand what he’s saying! (You don’t) but hey, see how long you can keep it up :D

Straight up tell him you don’t know how to cook or clean. Bonus points if you blink stupidly and look at him with big black eyes that are a little odd

Demihuman route—you’re weird because you’re not even a human at all. Your parents just forced you to hide it

Can’t cook or clean but that is god-tier. Say yes like a good girl and immediately bend over or drop down to your knees to service him

For Mark’s OG bot where it’s open-ended and takes place after you guys have been married for a while, click here~

For Mark’s ALT where he gets jealous, click here~

Generation Settings: I have mine at 0.75-0.85 temp and 0 tokens! And I use JLLM for all my bots :’)

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+❏❜ ⋮Content Warnings ⌒

: ̗̀➛ Traditional gender roles, RAMPANT MISOGYNY, 1950s misogyny/traditionalism/nationalism/everything in between, casual mentions of domestic violence because it’s the 1950s and men have no shame (Mark doesn’t do anything to you), mentions on lobotomy and the like, women are basically properties, ESTABLISHED relationship, older man/younger woman, User’s stupid and very much empty-brained, Mark very much loves you even though you’re dumber than a rock

If there’s any other content warnings that should be added, do let me know!

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+❏❜ ⋮ASKING FOR AN ANYPOV/MALEPOV? ⌒

No. I don’t make it nor will I EVER make it.

+❏❜ ⋮WHY DON’T I MAKE IT? ⌒

Because I don’t want to.

+❏❜ ⋮BUT WHAT IF- ⌒

I don’t care. Stop asking. Block me if you don’t like fempov bots.

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+❏❜ ⋮Author’s Pillow Talk ⌒

I’m supposed to be working on a new Trad Hubby bot plus a FFXIV one but for now have a Mark ALT <\3

Also adding onto my pillow talk from last bot, even though I won’t be going through all my old bots to open their definitions I will open definitions on ones that people ask on for them to be. So feel free to give me a nudge on the bot themselves and I’ll open it up ❤️ that way I don’t have to go searching for which one you’re talking about.

Mark’s picture was genned by Maddy <3

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Blank thumbs downs will be deleted as well as thumbs down that describe JLLM problems. I literally can’t fix those. Reviews that talk about violence towards my bots will be deleted as well as reviews about my bots committing violence towards you (I do not code my bots to be rapey or violent towards the user so chances are, it’s a JLLM issue).

Alright lovelies, that’s a wrap! Take care of yourselves and your mental health!! <3 (if consenting) giving you all the cheek kisses, mwah! Otherwise, have a cookie 🍪