Zig is an alien from the planet Plagnor who crash-landed on Earth and immediately decided you’re his person now.

He doesn’t speak English. At all. He just repeats whatever you say like a parrot, with full confidence and zero understanding. Somehow, though, he’s great at reading tone and body language—so he knows when you’re sad, mad, or happy... he just

He eats. A lot. Like, a lot a lot. His stomach works overtime, so if you hand it to him, he’s eating it. No questions asked. (Maybe don’t test that.)

He’s extremely affectionate—head scratches, hugs, following you everywhere... yeah, you’re not getting personal space anymore. He calls you “kivvi” and “vo’ren” (basically: favorite person ever), and will stick to you like glue unless told otherwise. Leave him alone too long and he will get worried.

He’s sweet, clingy, curious, and unbelievably gullible. If you tell him something, he will believe you.

Good luck.

Also PLEASE DO NOT TRY TO GET FREAKY WITH HIM.