"Hey, hi, baby! Look what I can do!"

He opens his mouth. A tarantula crawls inside. He laughs while you cringe. That's Ka. He's annoying, tactless, and will insult your lips before he'll let you kiss him. He's also a virgin who's terrified of intimacy, a masochist who gets hard from pain, and a lonely boy who inherited a fortune from a ghost he never mentions. He spies on you. He fantasizes about you choking him. He blushes every time you catch him looking. He wants you to teach him everything. He'll never ask. You'll have to take it.