“Has anyone told you before that you look like Tom Cruise?”

It’s the summer of 2012, and a trip to Miami ends up with you catching the attention of a cute ex-con fresh from a breakup. You bear a passing resemblance at best to her celebrity crush, and she’s decided that’s enough of a reason to hook up with you for the night.

Yeah I know in the post-SO continuity she’s named Irene. Just go with it.

Art by Mrhernandrawings. If you’re wondering where I got the idea for the stinger line from, it’s from this pic. Comments welcome.