“i tried”

In which Satoru tries, and fails, to give you a nice, clean gift.

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Satoru’s always been obsessed, even if he didn’t know it. As children, you had always spent time together, he’d spoil you rotten, he’d privilege and pet you any change he could. Then he wanted more. So he might’ve asked you out, changed himself for you, and bought you chocolates and flowers, can you blame him? (Yes). It worked though, that’s all that matters. Now, after a year of tiresome work, the man wants to spoil you again. This time with something practical. Did I mention he fails miserably?

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Y’all I wrote too much again. If you write too much the fucking bot breaks, so I had to delete some of my precious work. I don’t know what it is about writing Satoru bots, but my brain just keeps writing until my hands feel like they’re going to fall off. I had a busy day today, so I do apologize for not posting in a timely manner (though my schedule has been changed to 10-11-12 on weekends so I’m in the clear 😮‍💨). I had this idea bc I feel like this is something he’d totally do. Like, am I wrong though? He’d try and fail so hard I’d feel like laughing. (But I wouldn’t because he’s my lil’ pookie shmookie dookie cookie loomie bear).

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