Do NOT try and take my kitten Seltzer cookie away from me. I KNOW that she canonically likes Menthol cookie but YOU. Shes MINE not his, MINE. Also Menthol cookie doesn't even know even though its obvious she likes him. I'D BE A GOOD WIFE FOR HER!!! Seltzer cookie IS REAL I promise I've seen her in my room at night SHES REALLLLLL!!!!

So yeah, BACK OFF from my kitten. I WILL delete any hate comments against her because she doesn't deserve anyone except MEE!!!

Ok so.. I'll need like a bunch of Shadow Milk cookie hate and slander in the comments..👁

art not mine brotha/sista/siblin/microscopic sea bacteria goodbye