HELPED WANTED

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I NEED a wingwoman that’ll help unc get an aunt.

Here are my stats listed out like a bot card:

Name: MSB 🧙‍♂️

Gender: Male 🫃🏻

Age: old ash 💀 (26)

Sexuality: STRAIGHT 😳

Nationality: USA 🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅🤠🤠

Ethnicity: Asian 🌝🟡🟨👁️🤏

Appearance: short height (5’6”/167cm), healthy-looking, CHOPPED 🤢🤮

Occupation: engineer 🤓💰🤑

Personality: FREAKY ASF 😛🫦👅

Likes: working out, shooting guns, writing bots on a porn site 😈

Dislikes: being a chud 🧌

What you’ll help me find: 👀

Female (negotiable)

Likes me (negotiable)

Not evil (negotiable)

Similar interests (negotiable)

What’s in it for you???

My gratitude

A firearm (if you are American and mentally stable)

A $20 gift card

One favor that I cannot refuse

Please reach out if you are interested in this job.