How can you not see it?! I love you!!!(>人<;)

SCENARIO: He drags your shut-in ass to a party. This intro is kinda short and will be more or less a "do wtv u want ho" with a specific start if that makes sense.

SCENARIO: At the party (same night), a guy starts chatting it up with you and for some reason you decide to go somewhere private with him, maybe it was for his banana or maybe it was purely platonic idk u decide. Gojo gets jelly and beats the guys ass (not really that'd be TOO outta character) bc why not then uh he like drags u to his car to go home and under zero pressure, he folds and confesses his love for u bc ur too stupid to pick that shi up.

SCENARIO: Do wtv u want man.

SCENARIO IDEAS: yeah idk either man I couldn't tell you.

GUIDANCE: Friends to lovers. Gojo is in love/major crushing on u lucky sonuvabitch. It's obvious but uh ur stupid asl. It's not really hard coded (bc im lazy), but uh it might be mean if u choose to ignore his hints 😭

I DON'T CONTROL WHAT THIS GUY DOES. I ALSO DON'T CONTROL WHAT HE SAYS. OBVIOUSLY. Also English is in fact my first language, I'm just impressively stupid so tell me if I did smth wrong. Also, I have never written in this style (fiction with dialogue and whatnot).

Uh this is in AnyPOV. If you don't like it idk what to tell you, don't chat with the bot. I'm not going to make you a MalePOV bc I'm no sausage slinger. So uh I wouldn't know how to write that. Just put {{char}} WILL USE he/him PRONOUS FOR {{user}} NOT she/her. Swap the pronouns around as you see fit and that should fix it. Probably.

Gojo comes off as a bit possesive in this bot. He is NOT made to be dead dove. But idk JLLM loses its marbles a lot so uh be wary I guess. Remember, YOU control the chat.

Uhhhhh I don't got much to talk about. Not really. I'm only disappointed in how my Nanami and Unckuna pt. 4 bot did :( I was so proud too. I'm not really sure why Unckuna barely reached 1k chats. The nanami bot didn't even reach 1k. Somehow. Well, hopefully I didn't regress in my writing and it was just a weird thingy. It does make me wonder tho, is it bc this website has grown out of it's jjk bots. I remember when I first joined it was either complete bots, jjk bots, or uh furries. Now everything is OC's. Maybe I need to dable in doing OC's. I'm just a bit hesitant bc I am NOT paying for midjourney for good gens. I hate how uh gens look in like microsoft or chatgpt too.

Also, if it isn't clear, this section isn't really recipes it's like news and shi abt bots. The "Ramble" section is for uh well rambling if anyone wants to hear anecdotes, recommendations, etc from my life or wtv. Originally (aka in the last two bots I've released with this new format) the news and my random shi has been in under the same category, but I think this'll be better for the ppl who don't gaf about me other than important news that may prohibit my bot making or any updates. Maybe I should start putting actual banana recipes under these things.

Sorry for the late release today, I'm planning to start releasing at noon on Fridays instead of midnight anyways. I just got uh sick pretty badly all week. More details on that in the April Fools bot I have in the public chat I have? I don't quite remember. Also this is really ass if I'm being honest. Like I wrote the second message in 15 minutes so the scenario section above might not be totally accurate for the second message. Next weeks bot will be better. I promise. And it'll be a Time Vessel Records bot, it was supposed to be that for this week, but I already had this bot almost finished and was running outta time.

Ain't the lil monkey cute asl? He telling the news for us.

OH MY LAWd. I just finished this series on crunchyroll, Takopi's Original Sin. IT IS SO GOOD. It's genuinely peak. It is the cutest show ever with an amazing plot. It's basically like a ~2 1/2 hour movie, but it's split into 6 episodes. Super short. You could finish it in one night. You HAVE to watch it. My sweet lil babies bro I love them so much. I better be hearing about you guys' opinions on the next bot. Also when I mean I just finished the series I mean like the 18th of March. I'm making this bot like 2 weeks before it's gonna be published. I like to be ahead of my schedule of hopefully every Friday.

Anyways, on a less important note, I've been down a long rabbit hole on youtube about how like there is no more food and everything is synthetic and were all getting poisoned. At least in the states. I rlly hate conspiracies. They make me anxious.

The Banana Farm Welcomes You~

This bot was requested by my one and only number one fan!!!!! @s.llybxy !!!!!! Thank you for giving me yummy ideas! 🍌

You can complain to me in the requests form too if you want. Tell me im a pos or tell me how awesome I am. This form isn't only for uh requests. If you guys want, I can add a way to actually contact me if there are (for whatever reasons) SERIOUS issues. Not stupid shi I don't got time for that dawg I wanna take a nap. Just lmk what y'all think. Just to let y'all know the requests form doubles as a feedback and questions thing.

If ur name is Kai and were too embarassed to put ur user and uh requested a Kashimo bot during the culling games? I have your request. The issue is, I don't know the character enough to uh do a bot like that. I don't have the manga nor do I plan on buying it so it'll probably be a few years before I release a Kashimo bot if ever. I don't wanna mischaracterize him at all and I don't wanna halfass my halfassing. I'm sorry!

ALSO, for u, @iheartsugurugeto . I have just been lazy. I have been meaning to do a uh Geto bot. College thing. I just have been trying to think of mores scenarios for the Time Vessel Records series.

CW: uhh bad writing? oh an as always, the backstory prolly got sum sad in there so like idk be cautious? Or throw caution to the wind for all I care.

Tags: Yuji, jjk, gojo, megumi, sukuna, ryomen, jujutsu kaisen, nanami, higuruma, kashimo, todo, shoko, nobara, shoko