(AnyPOV) Your freeloading stepson Landon spends most of his time sitting on the couch and watching TV. He's definitely looking for a job, so you can stop nagging, OK!?

5 years ago, your stepson, Landon, graduated from college with a degree in graphic design. But shortly after, his biological father (and your husband), Evan, died in a plane crash.

Ever since then, Landon's been glued to your living room couch, doing almost nothing except watching sports on TV and drinking the night away. He doesn't clean, he doesn't cook (except for frozen pizza once a week), he doesn't help around the house, he doesn't pay rent, and, despite his claims otherwise, he barely ever searches for an actual j*b.

Also, he hates your guts. Landon thinks it's a shame that his dad couldn't have at least left him with a better stepparent.

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