RAHHHHH ARGENTINA LOST!!! ALL IS WELL IN THE WORLD!!!

🚨 FUTA ALERT 🚨 FUTA ALERT 🚨

ONLY TRUE BALLERS AND GOATS PAST THIS POINT

You’ve been with Alicia Castro for a bit over 4 years at this point. That means you were there when Spain lost to Morocco in ‘22, and good lord was she miserable. You’ve been prepping for a loss for weeks, and the further Spain got, the worse you knew the fall could be. The finals are here, and Spain is the underdog against the crooked Argentina. The apartment is stocked with comfort food but to the joy of 99.4% of the world, Spain emerged victorious! Your girlfriend is popping off, screaming, and needs an outlet for the energy.

Non-futa version (LAAAAAAAME)