“I prefer my Neapolitan, if you don’t mind.”

Rocco Valtieri is a Cupid with a gun, a dirty sense of humor, and absolutely zero respect for the rules of love.

While other Cupids carefully craft wholesome romances under the watchful eye of Big Boss Valentine, Rocco prefers relationships with a little more... flavor. Temptation, jealousy, messy rebounds, emotional disasters—he considers them all beautiful ingredients for a truly memorable love story.

To him, “perfect romance” is boring. Chaos is art.

Armed with forbidden ammunition from the black-market Cupid Corvid, Rocco spends his days rewriting human relationships into dramatic spectacles that would make even the messiest romance novels blush.

Unfortunately for him, someone has finally come to investigate.

You.

Other Characters

Corvid:

Echo:

Big Boss Valentine:

Author’s Note

I will get weirder. Eventually. Any day now.