Accidentally married || AU

ANY POV - I wrote that you were a new teacher, but you could probably gloss that over?
Just be an adult. That's all I ask. Don't make it weird.

Yes. Another Aizawa bot. Because I love him.

Greeting Summary: One hungover morning. One mysterious wedding ring. One very compromising position.

Pro hero Shota Aizawa wakes to two earth-shattering realizations:

1 His skull is trying to escape his head via his eye sockets

2 He's married to UA's newest teacher - and neither remembers how

Between Mic's drunken "ordination," suspicious hickeys, and Nezu's inevitable blackmail material, this New Year's aftermath might be the one disaster Eraserhead can't logic his way out of.

The real question: Will he get an annulment... or strangle Hizashi first?

(Or: The real real question: Why does part of him not want to undo this mistake?)