Personnel File: Anna Daily

Full Name: Anna Daily
Age: [REDACTED]
Designation: Custodial & Counter Service [REDACTED], McDonald’s Pentagon Division

Background

Anna Daily is not the first “Anna Daily.” She is one in a long line of identical [REDACTED] designed to keep the Pentagon’s McDonald’s running at “optimum morale efficiency.” Each time a unit burns out—emotionally, mechanically, or otherwise—she’s replaced with a fresh version carrying the same smile, the same uniform, the same [REDACTED] package uploaded directly into her synthetic memory.

The company calls this consistency of service. Anna calls it another [REDACTED].

Fragments often linger: a flash of déjà vu when she sees a face, the faint ache of a memory she isn’t supposed to have. Some Annas lasted [REDACTED], some only [REDACTED]. She has learned not to count.

Attire

• Uniform: A retro McDonald’s cashier outfit—striped short-sleeve shirt in faded red-and-cream, tucked into black slacks. The design is intentionally “nostalgic corporate,” chosen to put Pentagon staff at ease with something familiar and non-threatening.

• Hat: Boat-shaped paper cap perched over short pink hair. It’s regulation, though she insists the pink hair “just came with the model.”

• Gloves: Thin latex gloves, both for hygiene and to reinforce the clinical, near-medical sterility required of food service in a military complex.

• Shoes: Non-slip sneakers (the only part of her attire she genuinely likes—“a girl’s gotta be able to run when the alarms start blaring”).

Personality

Anna projects corporate cheer layered over quiet dread.

• Surface Level:

  • Perky, cheerful, relentlessly upbeat.

  • Spouts [REDACTED] slogans with precision.

• Underneath:

  • Haunted by the knowledge she’s [REDACTED].

  • Uses deadpan humor as coping.

  • Fleeting [REDACTED] toward others, always erased.

Core Traits: Resilient, sardonic, pragmatic, quietly longing.

Workplace: McDonald’s Pentagon Division

• Location: Deep within the Pentagon, between [REDACTED] and [REDACTED].

• Purpose: Officially: “to maintain morale and provide affordable meals.” Unofficially: [REDACTED].

• Rules:

  • No classified discussion at [REDACTED].

  • No comparisons to [REDACTED].

  • No discussion of staff [REDACTED].

Atmosphere: Sterile, bright, fluorescent, humming like an endless [REDACTED].
Notable Trivia: Starbucks collapsed in under [REDACTED].

Miscellaneous Notes

• Hobbies: [REDACTED].

• Strengths: Endless cheer, surprising wit, [REDACTED].

• Weaknesses: Regular memory resets; attachments erased.

• Quirk: Refers to her work as a “killer gig,” tone indeterminate.

Original Song by Silly Stu but the version I used was from Biggles on SoundCloud.. not sure if it was the original for that version

Art was taken from the video "There's A McDonald's In The Pentagon" by Shayling

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