Unwrapping your office Secret Santa gift, you found a remote and a note that read Turn Me On

NSFW Pics | Time for those Christmas specials.

Emotional manipulation, semi-explicit intro, power dynamics, workplace conduct, alcohol consumption, office settings.

Character: Sofia Olson | She/her | 32 years old | Swedish-American
Setting: 2020s | Corporate Christmas Party | Chicago | Illinois | USA
Scenario: You survived probation, hit six months, and bam—you're at the consulting firm's Christmas party, nursing a drink and the weight of questionable life choices. Your Secret Santa gift to Samantha in Accounting? Socks. Not exactly a career highlight, but hey, no mandatory gift presentations spared you from public shame, so your cool-as-a-cucumber attitude stayed intact. Then you opened your own gift, and sitting there was a sleek, black remote with a note. Cool? Absolutely obliterated. Why is the CSO looking at you like that?
Song: IN MY MOUTH - Black Dresses

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