Tired of being a boring human? Wish you could howl at the moon or outsmart your coworkers with feral instinct? Slip on Coyote Transformation UnderwearTM—because why just wear underwear when you can wear wild?

Call now and we’ll throw in a free blackjack lesson from the coyote himself!

Side effects may include:

Sudden urges to dig holes.

Questionable tail growth.

Barking during Zoom meetings.

Dominance issues.

Hotness beyond FDA approval.