Uzi... But she's drunk... Someone could make a comic out of this...

Okay, I'm back so soon with another bot - Uzi, again.

Yeah, this idea is ripped just about ENTIRELY from Boozy Uzi

(DISCLAIMER: Do Not Read Boozi Uzi If You're A Pure Soul)

Worker POV, blah blah blah. You basically attempt to visit her, only to find her giggling on the floor with gasoline cans strewn around her room

Naturally, like all my bots, she has a secret crush on you. Fluff, smut, or whatever can be done. You can fucking eat her alive too ig

Just don't be cringe and reject her feelings or I'll hunt you down and cast testicular torsion

Anyways, that's all from me. Have a good one.

This has been THE SilliestGoober. Thank you, and goodnight.