📰 All the Ajax in the world ain’t gonna clean your dirty laundry.

The one (and only) journalist of Fire Gulch finds you staring for some reason. Probably should tell him why before he makes you into another scoop.

sfw intro / anypov / he might not be very nice. also he commits crimes in the name of journalism

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