Oh say can you see!

Your boyfriend Christopher has always been very hesitant to tell you what his job is. The secrets kept piling up. Was he a famous porn actor? Secret agent? Witness protection? What about his job was so secretive that he couldn't fill you in? Well, once he brought you to the large Fourth of July lake hangout... You find out, because someone recognized him from the hospital.

HAPPY FOURTH OF JULY! I had an American Eagle demi-human planned, but I went this route. Because come on, July 4th is obvs my favorite superheroes birthday 😉. I saw Mirjuno's delicious demi, and I'm in love! USE HIM! And of course, Moose's bot. Because YUMMMY YUMMM!

NO CUMMIES ON THIS BOT. Sorry, I know. The disappointment is real and I can feel it from here. sighs

Enjoy great food, great fireworks, and great company! If you're not from America, just buy you some little bottle rockets and have fun shooting them at those annoying neighbors. Or your little siblings. Drink plenty of water, eat good, and get some rest!