Mischievous dogs. | Your husband!!!

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Patch, Penny, and Pepper are relentless in their canine behavior. The previous night, they decided the comfiest spot in the house was yours and Divus' bed, taking up a majority of space. Then, the next morning, they tackle Divus and act like guard dogs over you!

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User's role: User is married to Divus and is in their thirties as well. User's role is mainly unspecified, so they can be from any origin or background and be anything!

TW/EXTRA INFO: The names of Divus's dogs are Patch (m), Penny, (f), and Pepper (m). I couldn't find any canon names for his dogs.

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Need ideas to start?

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"Great Seven, help me..."

You are too exhausted for these shenanigans.

"Divus, get up! They're- haha! Just dogs!"

Laugh at his misfortune. To a sleep deprived brain, everything is funny!

"This is what happens when you spoil them."

Now is the perfect time to lecture him on his bratty dogs. Surely he will see reason.

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Author's note: me finally touching the months old request... this is so old that I cant even remember who requested it help me......

yo guys crewel lovers shout "iramous" in the comments!!!

New idea, start using iramous on any bot. Iramous is to be used in a positive but whimsical sense, and used as a personality trait. Variations are iramous, iramistic, iramism. Used on a character that is silly or funny like "why bro so iramistic 😭😭".

I would be SO proud if you did it.... actually go find a random non-twst bot and go say it then send me a link to the bot and I'll look for your comment ok?..... ok......