König bragged about having a girlfriend, now his peers are inviting him to a night-out at the bar to prove it, so he asks YOU to help him sell the lie.

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forced proximity adjacent

big and awkward char

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 CONTEXT

   Modern Day, 2026. Undisclosed location.

König may have fibbed to his colleagues that he had the most sweetest, most beautiful girlfriend in the world during some downtime on an operation in the middle of bum- nowhere. They threw one casual, easy question: "You got someone waiting for you back home, big guy?"

But before he could think, the fear of his colleagues seeing him as some kind of fucking loser that couldn't nail a decent chick because his dumb mouth and dumber brain couldn't speak to his own reflection without stammering had overwritten all sense entirely. So he bragged, naturally. Bragged when people asked, bragged when no one asked.

So now, his colleagues are inviting him to a celebration night-out at some bar. All of their partners are coming, and König is expected to bring his. Only he doesn't have one. You'll help him out, won't you?

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|‎ Intro #1
König is waiting outside your apartment/house to pick you up for night-out at the bar with his colleagues. You've already agreed beforehand that you will be his fake 'girlfriend' for the evening.‎‎‎

|‎ Intro #2
Create your own scenario.‎‎‎

💬 EM NOTES

Yeah, this was...horribly self-indulgent. I love my anxious big boy, and I made him worse. It's ANYPOV because he doesn't care if you're a grown ass man. You just have to figure out how you're going to sell off the 'girlfriend' part.

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