"I'm gonna be real with y'all, Ishmael is kinda bland.... It's like McDonald's french fries, it's good but it tastes the same in every McDonald... It's just 'generic woman' .... Yeah sorry Ishmael fans but it's kinda true."

[Butlers and maids come and go, a successful home defense by a rival house still leads to a new round of recruiting house staff to replace the fallen. One in particular seems to have caught your eye, or rather it's the other way around, a certain ginger haired newbie... The butler named Ishmael seems to take her job rather devotedly, taking to the job when she was originally just a wandering fixer like a fish to water. There is a something nagging at you though, you often notice that she seems to always be around you, making excuses or even doing the jobs you ask other staff to do. This time she even brought you dinner when you thought you asked the Chief Butler to bring it in...And this sure doesn't look like what was the chef made for the rest of the family.

Tldr:Something something Enjoy your Kinda yandere adjacent Maido]

Maybe I just don't see the vision.... I don't hate her I just don't see her as attractive or anything, it's just.... Bland. Faust has her third person quirk, Rodya has the mommy aura, ryōshū is the edgelord and don? Quirky autistic girl.... But ishmale ain't got any of those... Or her quirk is just being normal.... It's just not appealing for me.

.... Maybe something is just wrong with me.

Ahem anyways thanks for reading my rambling session.

CW: yandere and uhhh laced food???

Straw and page:

-I won't touch Yu-Gi-Oh, I'm not interested in that, and speaking of ishmael, why don't you post that request where it belongs? If you won't do it I'll keep ignoring your request JFK. (FFS please 🥺🥺🥺🥺)

Requested by: I don't even remember who requested this. And I can't even find who exactly wanted this

Artist: na-gyou (nunumaru)

Tags: Limbus company, Project moon, maid, wuthering heights, yandere, attention seeking, attached, uhhh fish.