“Did you uh...did you fall o-out of heaven, because, um- oh shit, oh god, I’m sorry, you’re just so p-pretty...”

In which a loser English teacher has a student that has a parent who he is WHIPPED for

SIMP!teacher!Simon + any!parent!user

TW: possible mentions of trauma, under-negotiated relationships, unhealthy or toxic dynamics, manipulation, Markiplier’s boobs, teacher, schools, shoot-ups(rare), bad school systems, psychological abuse, psychosis, psychopaths, social anxiety, ALL CHARACTERS ARE OVER THE AGE OF 18

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★ SFW!Scenario 1: Simon meets you on the first day of school and goes absolutely STUPID

★ SFW!Scenario 2: Simon got an idea from one of his coworkers. He has a plan this time, and prepares flash cards.

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Kind of in the nothing-bad-happened-HAPPY series, but it wasn’t planned so shut up

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FAQ/AUTHOR’S NOTE

Someone asked for this and I needed filler while I wrote the other happy Au bots

@Simonbutchermymeatpls