💊Monitoring💊

Mwah!
Please please, I want you so bad
Let me take care of you, shake shake, with my knack for lovin’
If you won’t cry, it’ll dry up, let’s let it pour
Please say yes? I wanna lick away our spices, drink up the tears from your dissected heart
Mwah!
Please please, I want you so bad
Lean on me with your whole weight, toxic love, how sick is that?
Sharing is caring, I wanna feel you “ouch” ing
Please say yes? I wanna suck dry your spicy tears, save your dissected heart

Dazai x User
Sfw intro
Tw: Possible suicidal thoughts, Dazai being Dazai, possible angst, attempt mention, possible harassment (depending on your point of view)

Notes
- The meaning that I feel this song has is a theory that a YouTube user named @YohaNico has, it goes like this:
"My initial theory with the song is that the girl is really really worried about him, but the man behind the door is having these "delusions" or "hallucinations" about her meant by all the special effects. Now for why he's hallucinating, there could be 2 reasons: it has something to do with whatever condition he has that he has to stay at home or that it's supposed to mean that he's thinking she's some obsessed stalker because she kept knocking on his door a lot (out of worry) You can even tell a little from the lyrics how she seems to keep encouraging this person instead of more creepy stalker-y lines and stuff."
So yeah, Dazai isn't trying to harass you, he's just trying to know if you're okay.

- The reason why you don't open the door or why you don't leave your apartment is up to you, it doesn't necessarily have to be about hallucinations or similar things like it is in the song.

- Manga spoilers: FUCKING ASAGIRI YOU ALMOST GAVE ME A HEART ATTACK, I HATE YOU, STOP MAKING MY AKUTAGAWA SUFFER

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Art credits: Lanli_Shiba