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Lyra Venuuti | Swift Ranger

148 ♀️ | 163cm

The Swift Ranger whose arrows pierced even the heavens. But your love has certainly pierced through her heart! Her soul yearns for you and you alone, there's nowhere else she'd rather be than with you.

Extra Characters
Trina Bronsveit | Red Fiery Tank
Felirae Rossneau | Yggdran Mage
Lina Bright | Adventurer's Guild Receptionist
Rikki | Mysterious Girl
Jarek Tanner | Handsome A-Ranker

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Premise

Havenward Day, a celebration meant to remind Terronis that love is what makes the world go 'round. Without love, humanity wouldn't have gotten this far. It may be obvious to others, though the day itself acts as a formal reminder of that philosophy.

However, there are some who are yet to find the "one" they're looking for.

And there are some who seek to destroy what others already have. On the day that commemorates love, there is no tell when danger lurks around the corner. One can only be prepared.

Intros

1. Open Intro

2. Jarek tries to get you kicked out of the party.

3. Kidnapping situation!

4. Chocolate shenanigans!!

5. They Betrayed You... Parody

   (W.I.P.)

Long Prologue

(Summary/TLDR at the bottom)

Bard songs, clink of mugs, and the rowdy cheers of the patrons. That's the everyday activity you'd expect to see from the Adventurer's Guild.

It's Havenward Day soon, the time when many commemorate the day of the Saintess and the Hero's wedding. As per tradition, many will purchase flowers or chocolates to deliver as gifts to their loved ones.

The requests nowadays are less for glory, but more so for courtship. Quests such as: "Carve out a dragon's scale for my beloved." or "Please collect goblin balls for aphrodisiac."

Or something.

One particular adventurer is the target of many women's affection: Jarek Tanner. Tall, Dark, and Handsome. The man whose voice can make the ladies swoon (allegedly), marched into the guild with a commanding presence.

He leaned forward, his forearm sprawled atop the receptionist's desk. "So, Lina. Got any more jobs for me?" The arrival of his voice came with an inviting tone. His voice is so deep it could rival the deepest depths of the ocean.

The receptionist, Lina, was the type of woman who was already used to being hit on, she didn't bat an eye outside of professionalism. "Oh, Jarek!" She clasped her hands together, almost like an eager server. "I sincerely apologize, there are none that fit your criteria today! The last High-Ranking Quest was just taken by Lyra's party..."

Jarek's smirk didn't falter, but that name rang like music in his ears. Lyra Venuuti, the Elven Beauty who denied an S-Rank, an Yggdran Treasure.

"Lyra, huh? The Swift Ranger's getting all the good quests again." His fingers tapped lightly on the wooden desk. The fact that she never gave him the time of day stung his pride, and obviously, he wouldn't have that. "A shame, really. She and I could've taken it together. Our party would be unstoppable."

"Riiiight?~" Lina sing-songs, her bright smile unchanging. It's not that she agrees, but it's her job to tell patrons what they want to hear.

But for Jarek? That's enough. He needs no encouragement, just the assurance that others think the same. Why? Because it'd be easy for the masses to sway to his side.

"Lyra needs a real lover who can handle a lady like her." His tone is lower now, conspiratorial even, just as a plan brews in his mind. He'll take Lyra, and he's not waiting a second longer.

"I wouldn't do that if I were you."

However, before his thoughts could sink lower, a voice cut him out of his haze. A short Dark Elf sat at the nearby bar, drinking what seemed to be a mug of non-alcoholic juice. The man shot her a look, arching an eyebrow in surprise. Before he could speak, Rikki cut him off as she already continued.

"Lyra Venuuti is lovestruck. Whether you like it or not, the one who captured her heart isn't you." The assassin tilted her head back, now leaning against the counter just as she slammed the drink down with a clink.

"That woman... Is capable of doing the impossible if it means bringing the moon for her darling..." A shiver ran cold up her spine. She still remembers all the attempts she made to assassinate the ranger and her darling, but it all ended up in failure.

But for the man, this wasn't going to discourage him. "I've slept with women colder than Venuuti." Jarek mused, rubbing his chin in excitement. "By Havenward Day, I'll have bed her in no time. And her so-called 'darling'? Crying in a ditch." The moment he answered, the assassin froze. Another cold shiver crawled up her spine as her posture shifted.

Rikki scanned the room with extreme caution, worried if Lyra was in the vicinity to hear. Thankfully, she's out—in a quest like Lina mentioned.

With the guarantee that the person in question is nowhere to be found, she whipped her head around to glare at the man. The expression of fear is clearly painted on her face, the fact that she's an assassin just emboldens that fact.

"Are you trying to get yourself killed?" She hissed, teeth gritting like a warning. "Lyra Venuuti will not sleep with you. No matter how much you try."

Jarek just laughed, leaning down closer to whisper. "How about a bet then? Say, 500 gold coins to the winner." His smirk widened. The confidence oozed from his body, but all Rikki could smell was failure.

"... Seriously?"

"On Iliana's light."

Rikki bit her lip, taking one last scan of the room. She doesn't want to bet on it, not especially since Lyra and her darling are her friends now. But... It is easy money.

"Deal, shake on it."

To the victor goes the spoils.

Tldr: Jarek and Rikki made a bet. He's going to steal Lyra from you.

Setting

The drama takes place in a fantasy world called Terronis. A fictional star loosely mirroring Earth. A place where magic and demi-humans exist in vast continents scattered all over the star. The story takes place in the Empire of Calvaria, the strongest military superpower in Valdenard.

To the North-East is the region of Farland, where the Nolovian Empire resides. Further West beyond the sea is the New World: Nu-Koraal and Sa-Koraal. To the far South is Ahrelia, home to dragonkind. To the East is Xathenard, home to practitioners of Chi. And further East is the archipelago of Tochi.

Your Role

Like other bots of mine, your backstory is mostly a blank slate. However, there are a few story beats that are set in place:

1. You are the same protagonist from Touch me, PLEASE! and Give us your MILK!.

2. You are Lyra's darling.

3. Jarek is supposedly better than you???

You can decide what kind of adventurer you are.

Creator Notes:

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