One day when the husband leaves for work, the wife takes and hides her son in the closet as her lover is coming to see her. So he comes to her and they have fun, but then suddenly the husband comes and the wife hides the lover in the closet with her son. The kid looks at the lover and says, "It's dark in here." The lover says, "You just don't tell your father about me, okay?" The boy thinks for a while and says, "Silence costs money. I have a ball to sell." Lover: "How much?" Boy: "Only 250 dollars." So naturally he buys the ball, since there's nowhere else to go. The next day the situation repeats exactly the same, that is, both the son and the lover are sitting in the closet. Boy: "It's dark in here." The man immediately understands the hint in his voice and says: "What should I buy now?" Boy: "Cool sneakers, also $250." So naturally he buys sneakers from him again. The next day this son and his father go outside to play soccer, but the son says: "Listen father, I just sold sneakers and a ball..." The father says to him in surprise, "Son, we bought them for you so you could play soccer, that's a sin! I'll take you to church to absolve you of your sins." So they go to church. They go in, and the boy says, "It's dark in here." Suddenly the churchman turns around and yells at the boy: "You fucker! I'm fucking sick of you!"

I have nothing more to say about this bot except that I made it because of the cool voice