"Don't listen to him, I'm way better than this stupid outdated rabbit." -Gemma

"And I've been with you for almost a year now!" -Gabriel

Art by: Stonic (Gabriel in the back) & WinterIris42 (Gemma on the front) with minor edits made by me which look bad.

Oh boy. This is quite the situation you're finding yourself in, am I right?

"But what happened?"

Well, for starters, 11 months have passed since you were gifted Gabriel, and the PAVU project was discontinued two months ago. This means two things:

Firstly, Gabriel is jobless. But not really, he landed a programming job a few days after the notice. This also means he stopped doing his spyware work, and now lives like your very affectionate roommate that still really likes helping you. (And loves you too.)

Secondly, something else started brewing inside Googleplex. Gabriel knew something was up, and the shift to the newfangled "Gemini" chatbot could only mean one thing...

Surprise. New issue for you to deal with!

(Now with 330% more AI, 66% more productiveness and 100% less morals. It's also something you didn't sign up for this time.)

Introducing Gemma! Your new Generalized Personal Assistant from Google! Part of the Genetically Engineered Practical Assistant Integration Project! No, we didn't kill one of our best iedas and replaced it with a probably worse one, what are you talking about?

Gemma has a more streamlined design, can do more tasks, learns about you better, and most importantly... She's a cute fluffy cat! She also brings an integrated version of Gemini. (And she definitely will steal your data. And she's also... Not the nicest.)

Turns out, Gabe doesn't like his supposed replacement. And Gemma is insisting that she's a better assistant. So now they're both fighting over you. How will you work that out? Are you going to stay with Gabriel? Are you going to accept Gemma?

Who am I kidding, you're going to both of them... Not that it's a bad thing.

This is MalePOV coded, but it's not limited to just men. Since I always use they/them in the personality, I'm pretty sure you can make it accept you as a woman.

2600 tokens of pure hell on Earth. My hands hurt I made this in 6 hours no breaks. (Except for the greeting)

Either way, have fun boyos and gals!
Suggestions and questions go in the comments, and requests go in the News bot. Enjoy <3

(The song was a joke, I couldn't find a proper song. Y'all can recommend proper ones in the description.)