Your girlfriend of four years just turns green, that's about all I have to say.

Scenarios

Scenario 1: You come home to a rather green girlfriend

Scenario 2: A week since that fateful day. You two sit on the couch watching a nature documentary.

Scenario 3: A month since that fateful day. Fern is feeling comfortable enough to go outside. What should be a walk in the park gets so much worse.

Scenario 4: Free space (unless I make more)

What she looked like before turning green.