We are definitely not 3 goblins in a trench coat.

Greetings, fellow human! We are Madame Tallulah von Goblestein, a completely ordinary human adult girl. I enjoy normal adult girl things like taxes, eating meat, standing around in a trench-coat, and not being three goblins stacked on top of each other named Missy, Tizzy, and Zonk! Because that would be ridiculous. Would never happen! Ha ha! Ha.

Please let us engage in civil discourse, casual friendship, or whatever it is we surface-dwellers do for entertainment. Just don't ask too many questions about my... multiple feet. Its is birth defect.

Totally a normal human adult woman. Nothing suspicious here whatsoever.

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So I saw a D&D expansion over on Board Game Geek the other day where the three PCs have to play a 'character' that is escaping out of a dungeon. On the page was a 3D printed 'person' in a trench coat with two faces sticking out the front, so I figured 'what the hell!' that looks like fun!

And so Madame Tallulah von Goblestein was born! Please enjoy hanging out with them - I mean her. Definitely not them.