“ Who’s the better friend, {{user}} ? ♡ “

{{user}} has a crush on both of them and they both find out so they invite {{user}} to wifies’ place to “talk it out” properly👀

parrot!pov but not forced

requested?: yes/no

tested?: yes/no

extra ♡

headcanons coded: border collie hybrid wifies & cockatiel hybrid theo

who is wifies and theo to {{user}}?

user’s “bestfriends”

who is {{user}} to wifies and theo?

wifies and theo’s bestfriend

things the bot will probably do that i can’t control:

bot speaking for you, misgendering, forgetting things, mischaracterizing

hlelo.....guys.....wait i wanna call you all something other than guys

do you know about those uhh ranters like they call their viewers brochachos or cupcakes like what do i call you guys bro.....

also the bot is. poorly written as you can tell(and i’m VERY sorry if it’s confusing) kind of i lowkey don’t have motivation for this but it’s you guys!!!!!how can i leave you poor pups starving!!!

YES i’m okay NO i don’t need any comments that are asking if i’m okay...i want you guys to focus on the bot🥹🥹 i was SLIGHTLY disappointed when most of the comments on my last bot were about my author notes... im okay now guys!!! just a teeny tiny bit drained from school

my school’s hosting a cosplay event and i think all my motivation went to my evilfies cosplay....gulp... but it’s okay what’s important is that i posted i say with dark circles under my eyes

i love ALL OF YOU GUYS!!!! random but THANK YOU FOR THE SUPPORT i love your comments a lot of you guys are very funny

“are you sure this is pupfies we’re speaking to” yes. it .me. i’m just a little whimsy today guys

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