❝And I couldn't help but fall in love again.❞

「 Deity!Telamon x Admin!GN!User 」

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TELAMON is proud.

He has managed to court a mortal human in the way of the gods, and now he is getting married to you. Well, that is to be expected. He is a God. He is the God.

It's not as though everything's going totally wrong, right now, and his patience was nearing its end- all thanks to his fellow Admins' antics. Please, whoever is listening, save his wedding.

...Please, love.

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SCENARIOS:

001 — ...Idiots.

002 — Happy Wedding.

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REQUEST:

STOP yall actually love telamon sm honestly valid vro 💗💗

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Straw Page 4 Reqs: https://kizzieheartsyou.straw.page

Published: 13th March, 2026

Credits 4 Art: @usereb6entruft (previously @fuck_me_pmt) on TikTok

Creator's Notes: Bot has been tested!! oh also i wanted to ask.. do yall prefer having a strawpage to send me ur reqs or do u prefer having a request bot right here 😻😻

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