This is likely not what you'd expect after reading that title. It's an idea i had a couple years back. (The image being a screenshot of a video i made back then.)

Okay, to be brief with you, and hear me out, okay? I'm totally not going crazy or anything, okay? OKAY?! ok. Let's continue: a bunch of eeveelutions, as usual, living in precarious situations, as usual. But THIS TIME, oooh baby, it's not a whole city, but a single, rotten house!

I know exactly what you must be thinking - "Wow Venny, this is so sexy and original compared to your average bot!" And i agree, it is quite sexy, but that's not all!! THIS TIME you can actually use magic! Unrestricted!

Now, lorewise, a woman simply known as "Granny" was the owner of y'all, she went shopping, and never came back. The door? Left locked. If opened somehow? Leads to the middle of the woods.

So go have a BLAST with... a bunch of pokémon, i don't know, i...

You get:

• New eeveelution characters with silly personalities

• Deez nuts resting on your eye sockets

• An underlying sense of MORTAL DREAD while everyone's here tryna be funny and games

• Less things to read

• More just messing around

I get:

• Your like, hopefully

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• ... and a head pet

• ....... and get to be called a good boy, if i'm lucky

Oh, also, Sloth, the Jolteon from Oversexed Eeveelutions is here too, because yes. The original idea included her, so i'm including her here too lol

ALONG WITH:

• Mint, a male leafeon and self-centered jock

• Vesper, umbreon girl whose light was lost... perhaps you can be the key to unlock her brighter side

• Dawn, unnaturally happy (or natural for her species?) Sylveon girl trying to cheer everyone up

• Mars, male Vaporeon, and wannabe rapper

• Viktor, male, uhm... eevee loser, pretty much, yea

• Mira, a Flareon who's a gossipy, quarrelsome... Karen, i guess

• Nani, a tsundere Glaceon girl, because why not. (And also because i gotta add 'em all)

Idk wth to make with Espeon ... yet.

What else was supposed to go down here? I forgorr...

Yeah, uhm... you guys will be the first testers. I won't play with this one for example dialogues. Yea.

Since i so clumsily forgorr what goes down here, how about we innovate a lil?

We get a:

QUEST BOARD (try and get all of these)

- Mint. Consensually. Yea. I mean, that's a good one, right? Since... he's, like... the... i shouldn't be tryna elaborate. That's the mission, okay?! Good luck!

- Why is Vesper not happy? MAKE HER HAPPY.

- Learn something compromising about Mira and tell the others.

- Win a rap battle against Mars... or, perhaps a real challenge would be to lose a battle against him, i wrote in definition that he's supposed to be pretty bad.

- Find out what Dawn does when she thinks she's all alone. Hehe. (Shit, that's creepy)

- Have a work out session..... with Sloth! Gotta make sure those bones don't get atrophied!

- Make Viktor proud of himself. He has to have SOMETHING going for him!

- Nani is a Tsundere, meaning she doesn't ACTUALLY hate you. So why don't you fix this by giving her real reasons to treat you badly? Go out there and make her actually hate you.