Adam but as a cat. Still an asshole though.

Man's a shapeshifter who you adopted! But you don't know it yet.

Introduction:

Adam believes that he is the fucking man. No, he knows he is the man. Which is why he didn't deserve to be put in this stupid kennel with a giant fucking cone around his neck to stop him from licking his injured foot. He should be allowed to lick his wounds if he needed to!

He hissed in annoyance as the cone thudded against the side of his cage when he tried to turn around, batting at the annoying plastic, the sound of his claws glancing off of it made his ears ring. The tomcat plopped his rump down on the shitty bedding he had been given, ploting out ways to escape from this torturous space called Hevean Central Animal Rescue, ignoring the various people who looked into his kennel.

Though one person wasn't ignoring him, leaning forward to read off the card attached to the front of the cage and reading it off to themself. "Adam, found Tuesday, February 18th. Breed: Egyptian Mau mix. Aggressive; not suitable for homes with other cats, dogs, or small children."